haddocktwat Thursday, February 10, 2005
I MIGHT BE DEAD
I might be dead. And then again I might not.
No, I am not dead.
I have been having a think. A big think.
I'm not sure I am reaching any worthwhile conclusions but, as they say " If you laid all the Haddocktwats in one long line they still wouldn't reach a conclusion"
Or something.
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Haddocktwat
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
MITTENS
Lost a mitten? Check out the National Mitten Registry
Like these
Important Canadian winter stuff you know. Not like the Bureau of Missing Socks so I posted this on Mr.T's blog too.
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Haddocktwat
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
My New Year's Resolution is:
I RESOLVE NOT TO MAKE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
Now for some questions:
- Is this a real resolution?
- Is this the resolution that was broken in the shortest time ever?
- Is Haddocktwat stupid enough to make a self-referencing self-destructing resolution?
- Is Haddocktwat smart enough to make a self-referencing self-destructing resolution?
- Has Haddocktwat had too much Christmas cheer?
- Doesn't Haddocktwat realise that my brain won't work after a long holiday
- Doesn't Haddocktwat have anything better to do?
- Is Haddocktwat really that stupid?
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
COMBAT SHEEP
We are COMBAT SHEEP
Don't flock with us.
Thank god for Charlies Angels and Brian Adams otherwise they would never have escaped.
I watched COMBAT SHEEP tonight on BBC Canada and nearly pissed myself laughing.
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Haddocktwat
Friday, December 24, 2004
BLOOMING CHERRY TREES
Something isn't quite right. The weather here in Vancouver (Beautiful BC) is fantastic. Sunny and nice. Yesterday I was walking on the seawall with SWMBO and what do we see? Blooming cherry trees.
I know this is lalala land and lotusland and all the rest of it but somehow it is just too early. Cherry trees should not be blossoming before Christmas. Should they?
Meanwhile Winnipeg is 30 degrees below zero, Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa are getting battered by winter storms.
Strange world we live in.
Holiday greetings to all
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Haddocktwat
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
NOT LOU LOU'S BUM
Not even a piece of toast ressembling Lou Lou's bum.
No folks it was old tools. Planes, saws, brace and bits and the like. That's what we bougt at the auction.
Now I ask you. What can anyone do with a bunch of old supposedly "antique" tools?
SWMBO has decreed they will look nice on display in our new "country kitchen".
So there you have it. The whole sordid story.
Everytime I look at an old tool from now on though I will see an image of Lou Lou's bum.
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Haddocktwat
No folks it was old tools. Planes, saws, brace and bits and the like. That's what we bougt at the auction.
Now I ask you. What can anyone do with a bunch of old supposedly "antique" tools?
SWMBO has decreed they will look nice on display in our new "country kitchen".
So there you have it. The whole sordid story.
Everytime I look at an old tool from now on though I will see an image of Lou Lou's bum.
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Haddocktwat
Sunday, December 12, 2004
HERE I AM
I have been away for a few days. A kind of "pre-Christmas" Christmas Break so to speak.
Nothing super exciting - I have been to Victoria. The Queen City. Capital of British Columbia. It was mostly rainy and cold. Much like Vancouver. But it was a change.
Different places to go. Different place to eat. etc etc etc .....
Guess what I bought in an auction sale. Not by accident but costing more than I planned. So I think we can fairly say not by accident but more by stupidity.
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